winter madness

When, in the winter you got to pee and you are wearing two pairs of long underwear and heavy pants. Your fingers are freezing and when you try to get your frozen little dick out of your pants it doesn’t reach past all the clothing because it is a shriveled little joke.

I got to pee and I have a bad case if winter madness.

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mad raw

a phrase used by stupid teenagers to refer to something that is absolutely and indescribeably beyond amazing, above sick and way past wicked.

That party was mad raw yo.

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Mad Nuts

When someone is crazy about another person & then they meet someone who is nuts about them. Then combine them and you get "Mad Nuts!"

I am just "Mad Nuts" about you!

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you’re a madness

Commonly used in Britain to refer to an attractive female to let them know they are outstanding

“Not being funny but you’re a madness, like, dammmmnnn”

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mad cowing

acting crazy, freaking out

"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

-Night at The Roxbury

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mad yummy

Something really tasty

"Maggie poop is mad yummy"

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Mad Dad

Relatable to when you're in high school and you come home 5 minutes after curfew - who meets you? Mad Dad. Otherwise applicable to people who after slight infractions, get all a huffy, and let you know exactly what they’re thinking. Applies to both girls and boys who are being oversensitive.

Matt said I don't call him enough. He's being such a Mad Dad... <roll eyes>

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