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british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun
jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!
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The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.
"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle
"Gross." -Fred
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a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time
Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!
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A class of firearms generally defined as being relatively compact with selective fire ability to switch from semi to full automatic. Usually fires standard handgun cartridges, though several exceptions exist (e.g. FN P90, H&K MP7) The sub-machine gun is most commonly used by special police/SWAT forces, paramilitary organizations, special op forces, and non-combatant military personel as a Personal Defense Weapon.
See also; SMG
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When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water
"What happened to little Timmy?"
"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"
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You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!
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The act of reaching your hand under a woman’s enormous hanging gut and over her pants to get to her vagina. To finger bang her
robbing the vending machine was his only way to get to her snatch
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