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When someone does or says something they normally wouldn’t do or say if they weren’t hiding behind a mask.
Jen- Man that woman just said I was late even though I’m early!
Holly- she had some mask courage to do that!
When one wears a Comfy while defecating on the toilet and the comfy is fitted around the toilet bowl with their head inside this enclosed space.
“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”
“Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell”
She found that putting an invisible mask on him/her/them was more effective than trying to force everyone to wear a visible mask. That would keep them from waking up.
this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!
person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this
a mask that instead of being a mask for your face it's for your entire head
"hey that's a cool head mask you have!"
"thanks"
When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower
There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room