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A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.
My Mega Shlong is an old lady
a bong made from a bucker covered in saran wrap and tubes poked in it.
dude we had eight people hooked on the mega bong last night
It’s a rare green bird also mistakenly taken as a caterpillar or worm.
Wow what kind of caterpillar is it?
Oh it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000
A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm
Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000
A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
I term describing one's extreme laughter.
Boy 1: "Haha, he just fell off his chair!"
Boy 2: "Hahaha! Mega laughage!"
n A weekly event occuring at Chapman Steps, whereby a large "Mega Meals" is cooked up by the weekly chef. Often frequented by hordes of women, this event makes the residents of Chapman Steps immensely popular with the ladies.
Hey dude, you going to MEGA MEALS WEDNESDAY this week? Don't forget to bring mucho booze!