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The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.
"...that was disgusting!"
"Not as disgusting as Michael giving Maggie a mexican smokestack."
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A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.
Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.
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a Mexican Dumptruck is using a pickup truck to dump a load of cargo similar to a dumptruck. The load is placed in the bed of the truck and the tailgate is left down. The truck is driven in reverse at a high rate of speed towards the intended "dump" point. Just before reaching the "dump" point the driver slams on the breaks causing the cargo to come flying out of the truck.
"I don't really want to unload all this firewood by hand... let's just do the ol' Mexican Dumptruck"
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A Mexican Wedding when the guy pulls out too early during sex and decides to give it another go. He successfully pulls out after his second attempt. Also known as a double pullout.
Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.
Brad was completely embarrassed for trying a Mexican Wedding and failing.
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A racial term to describe the leaf blowers that landscapers wear. Typically, the engine of this type of leaf blower is strapped to the worker's back while the hose runs down their arm to their hand where they can direct the air stream.
Whoa! Check out the Mexican Backpack on that guy! It looks like a 44cc dual-ring piston engine, and WOW a hip mounted throttle controls with cruise control. Now that guy can still work AND be lazy.
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A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.
The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'
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A Hispanic person not from mainland North or South America; specifically refers to Puerto Ricans.
Not all Hispanics are Sea Mexicans, but all Sea Mexicans are Hispanic.
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