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mexican brick

seeded marijuana that is grown in large quantities outdoors in mexico and is very tightly compressed for mass shipments, hence the name mexican brick, it is usually thought of as real shitty dry brown weed but that is not always the case, usually it's mids sometimes a little above average mids, the good mexican brick will have a healthy green color, not too many seeds, and have noticeable orange hairs, this type of commercial outdoor weed can generally be picked up for $100 an ounce

person 1: yo man I got some dank for $50 an eighth
person 2: haha I got some mexican brick for $50 a half

by ganjaman88 January 26, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


mexican smokestack

The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.

"...that was disgusting!"
"Not as disgusting as Michael giving Maggie a mexican smokestack."

by Christa Fratto January 22, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Burrito

A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.

Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.

by Mike122344 March 13, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Dumptruck

a Mexican Dumptruck is using a pickup truck to dump a load of cargo similar to a dumptruck. The load is placed in the bed of the truck and the tailgate is left down. The truck is driven in reverse at a high rate of speed towards the intended "dump" point. Just before reaching the "dump" point the driver slams on the breaks causing the cargo to come flying out of the truck.

"I don't really want to unload all this firewood by hand... let's just do the ol' Mexican Dumptruck"

by El JJ November 10, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


mexican wedding

A Mexican Wedding when the guy pulls out too early during sex and decides to give it another go. He successfully pulls out after his second attempt. Also known as a double pullout.

Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.

Brad was completely embarrassed for trying a Mexican Wedding and failing.

by M1K3 April 9, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Backpack

A racial term to describe the leaf blowers that landscapers wear. Typically, the engine of this type of leaf blower is strapped to the worker's back while the hose runs down their arm to their hand where they can direct the air stream.

Whoa! Check out the Mexican Backpack on that guy! It looks like a 44cc dual-ring piston engine, and WOW a hip mounted throttle controls with cruise control. Now that guy can still work AND be lazy.

by FloodedAnt December 12, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Standoff

A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.

The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'

by speede September 22, 2006

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