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When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead
Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
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A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker
"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"
He’s a fag. Your typical white cheater. Small dick, long hair(new fuckboi cut), unkept eyebrows, pubes as long as a girls hair. He will cheat on every girl in his path. Typical shit talker. Gets his ass beat on the daily. And runs away from his problems only to get him into deeper shit. Gay at heart. Spreads nudes that weren’t sent to him as well as looks at other girls nudes while in a relationship.
Michael cheats on all girls. Michael Depiso Is a cheater.
Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.
Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael
This mans is trash at shoot dance and he looks hella fruity
Also has no muscle.
Chucks up 3's.
Dude. Stop being a Michael Florip!
The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.
Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!
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The sexiest porn star there is. She talks straight and sexy to guys she's doing it with.
She's just fun.
Dude the Gianna Michaels Bukkake is the sexiest video ever.
I know! She's so hot.
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