blew my mind

Having your face blown into a million pieces because something is that amazing or incredible.

You know when your mind is blown.

" Whoa, that D6 Mariah Carey note blew my mind."

" Whoa dude, i cant believe some guys can actually be born with two penises, it's called Diphallia....Totally. Blew. My. Mind."

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never mind the quality

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

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Blow Your Mind

1) For one's head to explode/implode under extreme mental pressure.
2) To be amazed at something amazing.

ex: "Lower your cerebral pants cause I'm gonna Blow Your Mind!"

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do you mind?

A polite way of saying "fuck off."
Often said in a rude, angsty, aggresive, or sassy manner.

Me: *Walks in on roommates having sex*
Them: "DO YOU MIND?!"

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Never Mind The Buzzcocks

British music comedy quiz show. Features celebrity guests singing intros and the like. Name is taken from punk band 'The Buzzcocks' and infamous punk album Never Mind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pistols

Bill Bailey from Black Books is a team captain on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

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losing my mind

The state of no emotion. Ones mental capacity no longer available. The definition of insanity.

I'm losing my mind, this is my limit.

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one-track mind

A mind obsessed with a single thought or perspective. Often used to describe someone obsessed with sex.

Rie, with her one-track mind, always manages to find sexual overtones in even the most innocent of statements.

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