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No cussing on my christian minecraft server

When you are innocent and do not want to be surrounded by people saying no no words.

Hey no cussing on my christian minecraft server

by King panter March 30, 2022

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Playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds

Being a pedophile or doing something pedophilic.
Taken from the song I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want by mrgirl, specifically the opening

"you're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds. That's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors.

Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major.Can't even play hopscotch without poppin' a rager."

One example of people who do this is pastors, despite the fact that it goes against that scripture in Leviticus that people think says God hates gays.

"You hear about what happened to Dream?"
"Yeah, turns out he was playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds."
"Jesus. I knew he was a degenerate but I didn't think he was THAT bad."

by PonianYoutube May 8, 2023

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Your moms favorite Minecraft seed

My penis

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed

by Fruck yeah May 19, 2019


Minecraft Bee Solos Goku

1. Minecraft bee will beat everyone...

except kirby

Incorrect Person: Goku is the besttttt
Correct Person: Minecraft Bee Solos Goku
Incorrect Person: Wahhhhh

by Bumblebeeeeeeee January 12, 2023

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Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek

A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.

by my life stinks February 16, 2020


Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world

A fucking piece of shit.

Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.

Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021


what did you say about minecraft

It’s a stupid joke used by middle school boys who think they’re funny and it literally means “I know you’re gay”. Usually people reply with “I said it’s gay” to say “I’m not gay” but people also get confused about it and don’t know it means gay.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!!
NATHAN: I said it’s gay.
JERRY: Ok your cool.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
EMMA: What?
JERRY: That’s What I thought.

OWEN: Knock knock.
JERRY: Who’s there.
OWEN: Jerry.
JERRY: Jerry who?
OWEN: Exactly my point.
JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
OWEN: I said it’s gay.

by pseudonyms don’t confine me October 13, 2018

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