From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.
>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"
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A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.
How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!
1) The physical and mental state reached after the consumption of one to many drinks
2) Beaten physically
Budda: Dam this party is tight!
Pest: I dont know man, I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box
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The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 eachβa figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are payingβbut would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.
Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says βI paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.β to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.
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From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!
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so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy
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A stupid βcomebackβ used by people mainly on tiktok or insta. donβt use it or else you are asking for someone to one up you
Acab emily: *says something stupid*
You: *proves acab emily wrong*
Acab emily: at least i have more followers than you luv π₯°
Another person: not more then me
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