mountain bike

a waste of money

My mom just bought me a new mountain bike for 20 grand.

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Rocky Mountain

verb. To make something disappear, as if by use of magic or witchcraft, out of necessity or for personal gain.
origin - from Sean's trip to Denver. Flying into the airport, Sean looked out the window expecting to see the Rocky Mountains, but saw nothing but flat land.

I'm gonna Rocky Mountain that whole plate of Brownies!

or

Michelle sharted herself, so she had to Rocky Mountain her pantaloons!

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Mountain View Elementary

A school that could’ve cared less about their students up until they got in trouble a few years ago for having mold in their school’s walls. They also have a creepy ass principal who still dresses like she is a business woman in the 80s; she also dyes her hair black and hasn’t changed her hair style in 7 years. All the parents of the students are either rednecks, parents who couldn’t give two shits, or over protective parents who make their kids watch kids YouTube till 8th grade.

Person1 “ what elementary school did you go to?”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”

man from the mountain

someone who searches for the truth at all times. Usually your father.

"I know you didn't just get home. Don't try to fool the man from the mountain"

rocky mountain coffee

drinking beer from a coffee mug in front of a client or in a professional situation. a common trick of audio engineers who have to wake up before noon for a session

rocky mountain coffee is the best cuz nobody knows you're drinking booze, who drinks booze from a coffe mug

Thunder Mountain Chowder

When a male is performming a sexual act involving a woman's breasts as a form of masturbation while straddling her (also known as titty fucking), the male throws up on her breasts while at the same time farting (with anal leakage occurring, but not necessary) on her abdomen. Ergo: Thunder (fart), Mountain (titty fuck), chowder (throwing up).

Upon a very drunken evening, my room mate perfomed a Thunder Mountain Chowder on an excessively irritating, yet equally unlucky female necessitating her taking a shower and him washing his bed linens several times.

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reverse mountain goat

When two men or women ram there asses into each other while using a double ended dildo.

Supplies: double ended dildo, two asses

Man, my butt checks are tender from last nights reverse mountain goat party. I must have been rammed at least 5 times.

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