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this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl's genital area. This can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, E. coli to an old sucker.
I was going down on this girl until I found out she had a bunch of muffin crumbs, and then I decided to get tested.
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To eat muffin. Colloquial term referring to one who likes to eat another persons muff or 'muffin'. Generally in reference to a lesbian or female on female fellatio.
Lynette used to say that she 'never eats muffins' referring to the fact that not only does she not eat bready breakfast treats but also never partakes in 'muffin eating' and is not a 'muffin eater' of the female variety.
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A girl wearing tight jeans that causes said girl's lower back fat/love handles to look as if it were a muffin top making her actual butt the base of the muffin.
Hot damn! Look at that muffin butt!
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YOUR FUCKING BITCH!
"Yo fuck muffin! Suck my dick!"
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covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter
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the pinnacle of manliness; often referred to as a sex object
Yo, check out that guy benching 400 lbs. What a stud muffin!
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A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.
That blonde is a Fuck Muffin.
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