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covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter
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the pinnacle of manliness; often referred to as a sex object
Yo, check out that guy benching 400 lbs. What a stud muffin!
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A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.
That blonde is a Fuck Muffin.
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Noun: a game in which 3 or more juvenile men surround a single muffin and excrete their sex juices upon it. The last to do so tastes the so called, "Soggy Muffin"
Yo Nick, wanna play some soggy muffin with that dude in the corner, me, time and john?
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When sitting down in a bent position ,
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a penis. This impression of the penis is defined as "Crotch Muffin" Crotch Muffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.
" Hahahah , Brendan has a Crotch Muffin"
" My pants are all criinkly and I have Crotch Muffin"
" That kid has Crotch Muffin"
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Originated in Morrisville right outside of Trenton.
A blounde smut. She thinks it is a compliment because she likes muffins.
the smart one: "ur a smut muffin"
the blonde: "oh thanks for the compliment, i love muffins.
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1. the part of the muffin that is above the paper. it grows when it bakes, so the part that extends above the paper and overflows get cooked more, so it is slightly harder and full of flavor. it is the most valued part of the muffin.
2. also known as "love handles." it is where your sides adjacent to your stomach stick out past your belt fastened around your waist. the overflow of the love handles slightly resembles the overflow of the muffin top on a muffin.
1. some colleges spoil their students during finals week by selling "muffin tops" instead of full muffins, so as not to waste valuable batter, since most people eat the top and throw away the rest anyways.
2. i was feeling a little chub-chub, and when i looked in the mirror, i noticed my love handles had grown. they bulged above my belt and i admiringly called them my muffin tops.
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