Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....

Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

Does it look like i need your power

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power

(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"

you did what needed to be done

The ultimate compliment which can be bestowed. Most appropriately used when serving looks to legendary children. Popularized by the television series Legendary and used liberally among YouTubers Peter Monn and Munoz (kinda).

Pam: Honey, that look is a ten out of ten.
You did what needed to be done.

Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.

"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!