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The act of submitting a definition of your own name to Urban Dictionary in the hope that it will be published by the editors so that you can show your friends how intelligent you are, that you managed to rub two brain cells together hard enough to think up a sentence that you believe adequately describes your own self righteous opinion of your personality, and submit it to Urban Dictionary.
Will generally define themselves as being (but not limited to) sexy, talented, romantic, cute, clever, caring, awesome, unique, funny, wonderful and loving.
A . "Hey, I think I'll publish my own name onto Urban Dictionary so the whole world can see how cool I think I am"
B. "Dude, really? You think submitting your own name to Urban Dictionary is cool?"
A. "Yeah...I mean, that's what my life has come to, I have to try and convince myself I'm a cool person by doing this"
B. "...you don't have friends do you?"
A. "No."
B. "Ok that's the only qualification you have to have to UD your name.
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a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us
Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?
Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u
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The best metal song ever, originally written and performed by one of the most important bands in heavy metal, Iron Maiden. It was also covered on the bonus disc of Cruelty and the Beast by Cradle of Filth, but nothing can ever top Hallowed be thy name from Iron Maiden as the best song EVER.
Hallowed be thy name is the best song ever performed/written/heard.
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The Name That Race game (NTR for short) entails viewing news articles and trying to guess the race of the person(s) involved before such information is given or implied. Players bet between 1 to 3 points prior to reading further or digging into other information sources to find the answer. If correct, they get the points bet added to their total, if wrong, the points are deducted.
Some critics have characterized NTR as "mean-spirited" but it is actually intended as a means of demonstrating liberal hypocrisy in that liberals do not believe racial behaviors can be stereotyped. So, in theory, if the liberals are correct, then no one should be able to attain a positive score in this game. However, skilled players somehow manage to "beat the odds" consistently.
As an example of how to play the Name That Race game, contrast two news article summaries (taken from actual recent news events) describing two unrelated rapes:
Article 1) "The rapist apparently had stalked his victim for weeks prior to breaking into her home. As the victim entered her home, the rapist surprised her and threatened her with a gun to remain silent. After raping the victim, the rapist left, warning her not to call the police for at least an hour or else he would return for her"
Article 2) "A victim was approaching her car in a fairly busy mall parking lot when the rapist ran up to her and threw her in the car, all in broad daylight. He drove a small distance away from the mall before stopping the car and beating the victim viciously prior to raping her. The rapist then drove off in her car, leaving her by the roadside without knowing if she would die of her wounds or not."
According to liberals, the odds of either rapist being black should be about 13% (which is the prevalence of blacks in the general population), so even if you're only right 50% of the time, you're still about four times more accurate than you should be. For the record, in this particular case, rapist #1 was white and rapist #2 was black. Try the game yourself and remember if you're not absolutely honest about the # of times you're right versus wrong and the # of points you bet, you're not playing NTR, you're plaing BTR (Blame That Race), which is much more boring. It's best to have a mediator who keeps score, but this is not always possible.
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When you know someone well enough that you call them by their first name.
I had known Mrs. Jones so long I always called her Martha. We are on a first name basis.
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Names or labels derived by sexual terms and other ennuendo by manipulating the spelling and also adding spaces when necessary. The purpose of these fake (though sometimes authentic and realistic) names is for humor and hilarity, and, most of the time, all in good fun. Below is a list of some of them.
A. Nelprober, Amanda Mount, Anita Hanjaab, Annie Position, Ben Dover, Ben Overbich, Betty Phuckzer, Buster Cherry, C. Mike Rack, Dick Ramdass, Dixon Kuntz, E. Normus Peter, Eric Shun, Harry P. Ness, Harry Sach, Helda Dick, Hugh Jass, Ima Homeau, Jack Mehoff, Jenny Talya, Liz Bien, Madame Dick Burns, Mike Hunt, Mike Rotch, Moe Lester, Pat Myaz, Phil Accio, Phil Mehard, Ruben Z. Clitz, Shara Dick, Tara Dikoff, Wayne Kerr, Wilma Dickfit.
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The Channing Tatum classic line from the movie '22 Jump Street', pronounced my name hëf. It has gone viral so there are plenty of parodies on the interweb. It is also commonly used to harass anyone called jeff.
Max: "What's your name?"
Joker: "My name's Jeff!"
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