scrot and go

When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.

I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.

Chic-a-go

How an Assyrian Boater pronounces Chicago; a female in Chicago on the go

hi im new to chic-a-go. lookit at the chic-a-go

go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.

I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.

Going L.A.M.

:Going L.A.M. - The opposite or in direct contradiction to "Going H.A.M."

:L.A.M. - Lame As a Muthaf%@#ah.

:Ones in ability to be more than lame. In fact, to be so lame one might just sing the Kanye West & Jay-Z song replacing the accronym H.A.M.
:Going L.A.M. - A person caught wearing a Sheep skin coat that gives the appeal as though they just woke up from a 25+ year coma.

Tray and Jai'nah met up at a the club one night, and decided after the club to have a little party of their own. After bringing Jai'nah to his apartment; She and Tray go into the bed room to have sex. Tray, to his own belief thought he was GOING H.A.M (Hard As a MuthaF%@#ah) in the bed, when in fact, according to Jai'nah was really Going L.A.M. (Lame As a MuthaF%@#ah).

go pub

what people say when they mean 'lets go to the pub'.

JOHNNY: oi after school lets go pub
EVERYONE: ok

Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.

Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.

going clegg

royally screwing over your friends or coworkers in an awesome fashion.

Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"