Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck

Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over

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Medium-speed Neck

The act of giving Oral sex, stopping mid-way, looking up at your partner, and walking away.

I was watching tv when yo girl came down and gave me that medium-speed neck.

Out of fastnecking, slownecking and medium-speed necking, i prefer the latter.

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Sonic speed simulator

Sonic speed sim is the best game on ROBLOX

Luke ''Is sonic speed simulator good?''
Nasif ''FUCK YEAH IT IS BICH KNOW GO AND FUCKING PLAY IT CUNT"

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Speed Bagging

When you are playing an online game (usually a fps like halo 3) after you kill your target, quickly run over to his body, and without stopping, teabag him/her one time and run off

Player 1-"Dude that noob kept talking shit to me on halo 3 so i gave him a Speed Bagging then spawn killed him."

Player 2-"Gnarly man"

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Need for Speed Carbon

Released in late 2006, this was the twelfth title of the Need for Speed series. It was squeezed out just in time for Christmas, and it shows. Considered by many to be a major step down from the previous game in the series, Most Wanted, it featured a monochromatic and redundant environment, and severely dumbed down driving physics. Many of the cars, particularly the muscle cars, are poorly rendered and thin on complexity. Maybe Pro Street will be better.

This sucks. Let's go play Space Invaders.

I returned Need for Speed Carbon a day after I bought it.

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speed bump and cars

A game usually played in bed when one of the two (the car) will begin rolling over the partner who will in most cases keep their body straightened (the speed bump) while getting ran over. Sometimes the bump can grow arms and catch the car and cuddle and/or love passionately.

Meilina: Hey Dale guess what?!!?!?
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!

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Need For Speed

A really crap overrated game that died after the Hot Pursuit 2010. Also has been a film but well uhh. Lets not talk about that.

Wow that game is like Need for speed.

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