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When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.
Variants:
Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce
Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"
ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"
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A johnny boy was the guy who always used to like disco music in the seventies whereas other guys were into rock or punk or reggae. Characterised by perfect hair that was too perfect, wide flared trousers, preferably side-pocket baggies and shirt collars the size and shape of Concorde's wingspan, they used to hang round in groups at nightclubs trying to pretend they were classy cocksmiths when everyone, the girls included, always thought they were prize wankers
Johnny boy, he was a johnny boy and he couldn't even care
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Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.
"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."
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a fart that leaves a lingering smell
dave (farts)
steve: fuck me dave, lay off the curry. that's a right johnny rotten
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A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.
Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!
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to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.
Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.
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When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.
After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."
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