i had fun with your mom

When you fuck someones mom

I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff

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Tell your mom I'm horny

When your riding a roller coaster or somthing and you get scared to yell tell your mom I'm horny.

(You riding a roller coaster ): ohh shhiiittt tell your mom I'm horny.

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there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.

Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.

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that thing you do with your mom

sex, intercourse or other sexual things

I did that thing you do with your mom last night with your girlfriend.

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12 inches up your mom

A phrase to make a online bully shut up.

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........

The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

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National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day

Take your mom somewhere nice “it’s national grab your mom day”