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Baked bean girl

-A girl who just looks like she would eat baked beans

"Jules is such a baked bean girl, you know what I mean"
"yeah man, I totally get you"

by RawrImadog123 March 16, 2022


Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister

I did the baked potato surprise yesterday

by Bigmantyrobe December 13, 2019


Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!

by Bennet Anderson December 15, 2020


Bake my cake

Commonly used in the Maryland area, specifically Baltimore.

I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.

by Glasspom January 25, 2021


calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 17, 2015


easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010


Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

by Saint Penisburg August 22, 2015