Nake N' Bake

The act of stripping oneself bare and then smoking cannabis.

"Babe, let's nake n' bake!" "Yeah, then let's have sex while high!"

Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister

I did the baked potato surprise yesterday

Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!

Bake my cake

Commonly used in the Maryland area, specifically Baltimore.

I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.

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calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

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easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

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Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

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