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When a girl lactates during intercourse and then the fluids are cleaned up with a beach towel.
Guy 1: hey, ur mom gave me a milky beach towel
Guy 2: whats that?
Guy 1: look it up on urban dictionary
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the best place in the world
heaven
Mini golf, babes, beaches, waves, scooners wharf, fantasy island, bay village, dairy queen, acme market, that little old shack on the causeway, beach haven, ron jon surf shop-enough said
hey do you wanna go to heaven aka six miles and sea aka long beach isalnd?
sure lets go
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The Waukegan Municipal Beach is located at 201 Sea Horse Drive, Waukegan, Illinois 60085 (north of Chicago, Illinois). The beach is open daily from 6 A.M. to 9 P.M. and is free to residents of Waukegan, Illinois and $20.00 to non-residents of Waukegan, Illinois on weekends. The Waukegan Municipal Beach features one mile of sand along with some of the only remaining natural dunes in the Lake County, Illinois area. Recreational activities include swimming, sunbathing, picnicking, and sand volleyball. Also, open sand area gives the opportunity to play beach soccer, beach football, and other sports and activities. There is a concession stand open everyday from 10 A.M. to 9 P.M. There are no lifeguards on duty at this facility and swimming should be done so at your own risk.
I'm going to the Waukegan Municipal Beach to swim.
I'm going to tan at the Waukegan Municipal Beach.
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The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....
Heaven!
"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"
"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"
"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."
"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."
"That's what I thought."
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The only reason Pompano Beach High School has any students is because of no school on Fridays.
Teachers show up drunk, sleep with students, and do drugs in their cars.
Favoritism over students is a definite.
Most kids who attend make attempts at being "ghetto" but fail miserably.
"Let's go to Pompano Beach High School!"
"Yeah, they have Fridays off!"
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Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!
Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!
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When you and your friends sit on the sand at the beach with a blanket over your head smoking weed...
Also its a really great song by the best band in the whole world JFA! Its probably their "hit"
Beach blanket bongout! Bongout oh oh!
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