Chocolate Milk

The ultimate beverage.

I consumed two gallons of chocolate milk today.

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POON MILK

YOOOH that shits soooo YUMMMMY!! its better then whip cream... just loook at that shittt..dayyyummmm....

YOOOH babbby...i wanna cup of that POON MILK...extra ccreammm:o :p

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vanilla milk

a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter

I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk

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milk dance

Milk Dance refers to getting a lap dance as where the stripper is rubbing her breasts all over you.

Oscar : Hey dude whats up?
Edgar : Nothing much, dude its 2am...
Oscar : Yea i know! Anyway, you wanna go get a milk dance?
Edgar : Your pathetic.

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milk shits

When you wake up and your morning shit consists of white viscous feces that you sometimes have to scoop out with your fingers.

"Dude in the clink I woke up every other night with hella milk shits."

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Yak milk

the milk of a yak

I like me some yak milk

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Fart Milking

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!

Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.

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