wank stain

Insult: 1.used to show annoyance at someone. some one who just wont go away no matter how hard you scrub.

'he was being such a fucking wank stain it was unbelievable'

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Scrotum-wanking

Where some people like to scratch or play with their scrotum bags through the trouser pockets.

Jack stood Scrotum-wanking in the public, oblivious of passersby

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Diddy wank

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts (Diddies)

Jane gave john a Diddy wank.

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Danger Wank

Stimulation of the male reproductive cylinder, with intent to excrete reporductive plasma, in situations involving high risk of social humiliation.

Examples of danger wank:

Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.

Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).

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posh wank

to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank

i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself

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Butt wank

1.An insult to some one when they've done something stupid
2.Or when a women masterbates the penis with her but cheeks

1.Craig your such a butt wank
2.Phillip can't get any so he gets Jennings to give him a butt wank

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Wanking Hankie

A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking

Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested

Don't touch that, It's Ali's Wanking Hankie

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