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Lock Him Up

A demand habitually chanted by the angry masses calling for the authorities to arrest somebody, usually without suitable evidence of the somebody's guilt.

Bobbert: Butch Hartman is stealing art!
Cyan: LOCK HIM UP!
Trump: LOCK HIM UP!
Ellie: LOCK HIM UP!

by MalumLibrum958 February 25, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


lock-door bathroom

A bathroom with a door that locks. These bathrooms are not meant to contain more than one person in them at a time. Even if one person is only washing his/her hands it is considered taboo to enter a lock-door bathroom.

Commonly found in convenience stores, and fast food restaurants where space is limited. These can be found in a variety of modus operandi including, but not limited to, unisex, and handicapped.

"Brandon, don't go in that bathroom. It's a lock-door bathroom and someone is already using it. You don't 2-person in a lock-door bathroom."

by Che Stevini October 5, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


lock and key theory

The lock and key theory was dreamt up in Liverpool, England by an un-named genius. It states that a guy is like a key, and a girl is like a lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock. This theory is rarely favoured by females... for some reason.

The lock and key theory is most suitably used to shut a girl up that complains about male sexual promiscuity being praised by peers, while that of a female is frowned upon. Works every time.

by mw2_360 December 12, 2009

452πŸ‘ 659πŸ‘Ž


hungarian lock-jaw

Usually applied to a woman, her mouth and jaw become so fixed in the position of giving head or getting mouth stuffed that it is painful for her to shut it.

''Hey man, I railed her mouth so much that she ended up with a nasty case of the hungarian lock-jaw.''

or applied to a man

'' Eventhough she came I didn't want to stop going down on, I think I got hungarian lock-jawed.''

by The El Paso Bonerattler April 20, 2010

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Pop n lock

When having sex the man and woman face each other and the man pulls back from the woman making a V shape with their bodies until the dick pops out of the pussy or dislocates it.

How about we go back to my place and let’s say we pop n lock.

by @phaty_memes January 30, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Louisiana Lip Lock

When a man does a good job performing oral sex on a woman, she will wrap her legs around his head, locking his lips against hers. If the lady's legs are wrapped tight enough, the man's air supply will be cut off causing him to suck harder to try to get air in his lungs, creating increased pleasure for the female.

I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she liked it so much, she put me in the Louisiana Lip Lock.

by El Dawg February 2, 2012

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Lock n' Load

Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.

Lock n' load is one of my favorite positions!

by jibjabber September 23, 2008

36πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž