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A certified pre-owned child is a step child
Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey
Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
A car for sale after having been previously owned
I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car
I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet
When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
Get lax owned you noob.
I just lax owned you.
Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.
"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"
small brother: how did you do that?
big brother: somehow owned