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Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 21, 2023


Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned

I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car

by Iamafox March 29, 2024


Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia June 16, 2012


Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 16, 2009


lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.

Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.

by Lax17 October 6, 2010


owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018


SOMEHOW OWNED

the way of the elites

small brother: how did you do that?
big brother: somehow owned

by the elite god February 26, 2021