stiring the pot

When you having sex and decide to take chopsticks and shoves it up a girl's ass, stiring it around a little to expand the whole before anal.

Dude I was stiring the pot for like 20 seconds before giving it to her!!

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a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

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Pot roast

To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.

"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"

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Crock pot

when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.

i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot

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pumpy pot

A normal toilet or other tool used to contain feces on a regular basis.

Time to hit the pumpy pot.

Madeline, I'm so sorry your fish died...but it's time to flush it down the pumpy pot!

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Pots and Panns

Noun: The name of a person who is loud , obnoxious and stupid (when drunk), but you hang around with regardless to laugh at there miss fortunes and cause you don't mind them when they are sobber.
Verb: when anyone does something that is so similar to what Pots&Panns would do, what he/she did is can be renamed Pots&Panns.

1.(noun) : Holy fuck , Pots and Panns just walked through my screen fucking door.
2.(verb): Man , Ben totally just Pots and panned that dusty bitch

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harry pot

a codeword for smoking pot

hey man u waa do some harry pot at break

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