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A youtuber that gets all the babes
Omg its parker pump he gets all the girls!
The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity
Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno
Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.
Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.
the baddest bitch. The best to ever do it. The realest barb there is. The best Hyrbid. An Icon and legend in every sense. The girls wish they could be her
dang she running twitter like that? she must be camille parker
A student teacher at Shotwell Middle school
Hey parker Reynolds, good luck at shotwell