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The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.
Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
The classy way to refer to female masturbation.
Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
When one male ‘Jams’ his testicles into another males rectum.
Oh Sergio… please let me Pearl Jam you in the bathroom stall…
The only big 4 grunge band who's lead vocalist isn't dead.
Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam is immortal and not to mention he's a fantastic vocalist.
A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.
I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...
When a woman wipes back to front after taking a shit dragging the fecal matter into her lady oyster creating a poo ball that shines brightly when combined with HPV.
After muff diving for my treasure I expected things to get fishy, but not that shitty. In her box I found a Black Pearl. Which has nothing to do with Captain Jake, but teaching your daughters to wipe front to back.