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When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there
Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation
Feeling nostalgic for something you never experienced, watched or played.
"I miss the '80s"
"Bro, you were born in 1996"
"Phantom nostalgia, dude."
Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them
sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours
He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".
There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.
He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...
Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.
I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.