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an activity involving a man and a woman in which the man performs and the woman receives...basically the most intense pleasure a woman can experience (if done correctly).
He performed a pillow donut, and the woman was useless for the rest of the day.
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1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.
2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
When you are lying in bed with a guy/girl after sex, and make all kinds of plans to go out, and be together in the future. Knowing it's never really gonna happen, it just sounds like a nice thing to say at the time.
This also sounds like a great name for an Emo Band!
I thought we were gonna hang out this weekend, but it turns out it was just pillow-talk promises.
provide sexual services for a female, generally at a high end hotel, key phrase to order such services from the concierge
"I called the concierge and said 'I need you to send someone to fluff my pillows'. They sent a boy right up."
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Something that makes no sense or when you have no idea what is going on
A: how do you work this website?
B: No idea, it’s a fox chewing a pillow
Or
A: because it is!
B: His explanation was a fox chewing a pillow!
1. A Swedish made pillow, esp. one used to support the neck while sleeping.
2. In sex, when a man ejaculates on to the nape of a female and allows the semen to dry, creating a support for the cervical region of the neck.
My friend Kyle gave Fat Suzi a Swedish neck pillow last night to enhance their pleasure.
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Article of linen sewed by one's grandmother with which inadequate kissers practice necking because they lack the balls to go out and get some real world experience.
Said Doug, "Gee, as long as I have a soggy pillow in my bed, I'll never get to do the horizontal tango!"
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