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When the dick is not what you expected , and you leave disappointed
Sally had a horrible tinder date, she left the evening wiener pissed
After a hard night of drinking or sex you urinate 2 streams and turns into one big stream.
Adam urinated all over the floor due to the fact he had a Ghostbuster's piss.
In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"
Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.
Someone who is always bitchin' and acting like a cunt
"Wow you're acting like a real piss trout"
The feeling of joy or elation felt after finally getting to pee after being in a car for a long time.
After having 2 Arizona teas, and driving for 3 hours, Jenna was so Piss-elated when she finally stopped on the thruway to get gas!
When you are to nice of a person to tell people no or to just "lay down the law"
When you get taken advantage of...
Maria and Chandler moved in a few months ago. They don't pay rent and hardly do any cleaning. They were told from the start they should try to chip in as much as they can.
"What the fuck am I to you, a Piss Parade?? I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself it's common sense!!"
The act of drinking Sub Par tequilla or cheap drinks in general in order to get drunk.
I was broke so I was drinking Schaeffer light and shots of Roundys tequilla,my head hurts and I'll be pissing shame all day.