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When a girl's foot has been jammed inside of high heal shoes for so many years that her foot is deformed to the point of looking like a triangular slice of pizza.
Twelve years in heels working at Innotech has given me the worst pizza foot. I'm looking into cosmetic surgery.
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When a girl is about to have sex with someone, then changes her mind. That person then declines sex with said girl in the future. Similar to ordering a pizza, letting it sit overnight, then refusing to eat it the next day.
I was about to get some from Reynolds last night, but she changed her mind. Now she's just another soggy pizza.
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When you walk into a room naked with your dick stuck through the center of a pizza
We finally got home and Richard had a Peeperoni pizza waiting for us.
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Puddle of vomit on sidewalk. Dual association of both that vomit strongly resembles what vendors in Camden pass off as pizza, and that Camden bar-goers often end the evening with a spew outside the bar.
I slipped on some camden pizza whilst crossing the street to get a bag of skunk.
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brains and other assorted bodily fluids flung onto the wall after a person is shot in the head.
"Did you see that wall pizza in American Beauty?"
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A face covered in blood, resulting from eating out a girl while she is menstruating, and the untimely menstrual discharge covering the muncher's face.
Aaron: How was your night after you left the party with that chick?
John: I don't want to talk about it.
Aaron: Come on man, spill the beans.
John: Dude, I got some bad Pizza Face, and you know that sort of stuff grosses me out to the max
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While getting head, grab the girls neck forcing your cock down her throat until she throws up.
After I gave her the "pizza maker" she cleaned up the mess.
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