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the job which a frigid fat or obese girl would give to her boyfriend.
an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'
boyfriend; Oh My god im so horny, please have sex with me.
Girlfriend ; No,
Bf; Give me a blowjob then.
gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.
bf ; ill spit on it.
When a girl gives you a hand job and calls you buddy after.
(Man ejaculates) "How was it buddy?" "Damn I didn't expect a bud rub!"
When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.
Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!
When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.
"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"
"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"
When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day