Bernie Rule

Similar to the game, the Bernie Rule is invoked when someone yells out "Bernie!" At that point, all those who know the Bernie Rule must Move it Like Bernie for the next five seconds.

Those who don't know the rule and ask what happened must be informed, and are from that point susceptible to the Bernie Rule.

One person is allowed three (3) Bernie Calls per day.

I was in class when the Bernie Rule was invoked! Ten students and the professor Bernied, and the rest of the class knows the rule now too!

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rule 210

If it exists, it has a racist opposite.

White guy: Man, white people are the best!
Black guy: No they not nigga. Rule 210.

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Shenanigans rule

The shenanigans rule states that at any time during the first five minutes of a first online/Tinder date, either party may call "shenanigans!" at which point, both parties proceed to pound their drinks and leave with no hard feelings. The intention of the shenanigans rule is to save everybody time in those awkward situations where it is just never going to happen...

Hey, it was really great to meet you, and this pop-up cider bar is amazing, but I'm gonna go ahead and use the shenanigans rule to save us both some time here...

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road rules

A show on mtv, on which they pick a group of people to travel an area of the world together and complete missions

The new season of road rules is on crack

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rule 333

There is no rule 333...

Guy 1: Hey man, do you remember "Rule 333"?

Guy 2: Dude... there is no "Rule 333".

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HAC Rule

The HAC Rule primarily applies to Friends With Benefits (FWB's), occasional hook-ups (OHU's), and one night stands. It protects all parties involved from given consequences of the following actions:

Hickeys
Anal
Choking

Any party that violates the HAC Rule is subject to the potential suspension of their FWB or OHU status, or the potential for the One Night Stand to become one of the former status'.

Beth: Ok Mike...I'm really drunk, but that doesn't mean the HAC Rule isn't in effect. I have a work meeting tomorrow and can't have any marks left on me.

Mike: Of course...but does the HAC Rule really need to be in full effect?!?! Shouldn't it just be the H & C...I mean, you're not planning on showing your ass, are you??

Beth: Does that mean you want to be exclsive?

Mike: Uh...ok...HAC Rule is in effect.

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Rule 106

In addition to Rule 11, the invoking of said rule will not be voided should the other disagree.

Girl: Rule 11!

Boy: Rule 106, overruled.

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