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A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.
After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"
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Satan wanted a place to torture any sinner, so he created San Luis.
Nobody knows of this town, there are never any good shows here, we have to travel far to see a good band, it's f*cking hot here, and nobody speaks English.
Nothing to do there, it shouldn't be considered a city, nor a town, nor a village.
Dude 1: San Luis, Arizona is shit.
Shit: What did I do for you to compare me to that?
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An urban university in San Diego, CA with over 33,000 people. It's huge and packed with hot girls and guys that all think they're Volcom models.
The girls all wear Abercrombie ruffled skirts and huge Chanel glasses.
You spend most of your time at SDSU getting drunk every weekend, defending your school against pretentious UCSD pricks and going to the beach from March-November.
Oh, last thing. SDSU= San Diego State. Don't let any douchebag from South Dakota State tell you otherwise.
Girl #1= Hey, I go to SDSU
Guy #1= Go down on me cunt
Girl #1= OK
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When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.
Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.
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A mound of a homeless person's feces with used syringes sticking out of it for unknown reasons. Most commonly found in California cities but also seen in places Californians are known to migrate to such as Seattle, WA and Portland, OR
Hey man, watch your step when jogging on Lombard street, I saw some San Francisco Porcupines on my way up here.
Getting so drunk that you throw up on yourself laying in your bed.
Bro miles got so drunk he was chillin in San Francisco.
Stupid half ass salty ass dumb ass cant run a discord server ass
women "who that dumb ass over there"
child"oh that dumb ass that Victor San Yeap i heard he cant run a discord server"