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A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.
"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"
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The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.
Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...
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A man or woman who loves to eat the pussy often refering to fish! or stink box is a deap see diver
mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man
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In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle
Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth
Guy: ok I Won't
A few minutes later
Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
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A movie in which sharks Eat Samuel L. Jackson.
"Haven't you seen my movies? Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A Fuckin shark ate me!
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A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with facial hair, 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass.
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
*done with an old "sea dog" voice*
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
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Similar to the mile high club in all ways except that this club is joined while on a cruise ship.
Wow the cruise was amazing; my girlfriend and I finally joined the at sea level club. This time we truly did move like the motion of the ocean!
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