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a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.
"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"
duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.
"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
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1. What Ricky Bobby (played by Will Ferrell) uses in "Talladega Nights". "Shake and bake are "two verbs, they go good together, they rhyme..."
2. Shake 'n Bake is a food brand asset owned by Altria Group and was first introduced in 1965. It's a product made from mostly bread crumbs and spices designed to coat chicken before baking.
3. To grind up yo weed n' smoke it!
1. It's Shake "n' Bake time!
2. I used to use Shake 'n' Bake on my chicken when I was a kid.
3. Hurry up and get some cush so we can Shake 'n' Bake!
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Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.
That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.
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While inside the first set of doors in the double door greenhouse entrance of fast food restaurants, one person stands inside with both doors closed and releases flatulence while shaking their body, then immediately enter the second set of doors and closing the door behind them as fast as possible. Immediately, the heat in the greenhouse will move the air and bake the fart, thus, leaving a smelly present for the next customer walking in.
Bill left a Greenhouse Shake and Bake in the greenhouse of the Golden Arches much to the dismay of Jeff who was behind getting a refill before heading to the car.
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1. A great place to get burgers. It has the best burgers and shakes anywhere as well as great sides and other stuff. The waitresses are always friendly AND IT'S OPEN 24/7!!!!
2. I guess you could use it as a euphamism for sexing it up too....
After giving Miranda the Steak 'n Shake, I'm gonna go to Steak 'n Shake!
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To take a chance.
Give something a try.
You should really shake da dice with that girl,cause you never know.
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a second female partner acquired while in a relationship with another woman.
I had to hide my li'l shake on the side from my baby's momma.
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