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When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.
-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.
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The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.
I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.
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It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!
As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!
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When a man jerks it in the shower
Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”
Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”
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When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.
what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.
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When a girl squirts in your face
Dude, that girl gave me a Callie shower
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When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.
Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.
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