cat snatch

1.Any such attempt to prevent a female friend or associate from getting some action.

2. The female version of being cock blocked.

3. The selfish act of stealing attention away from your friend.

1. Damn, Helen just totally got cat snatched by her friend Gina.

2. Girrrrrl...No you didn't just try and cat snatch.

3. What do we do? double H is making gettin her flirt on with Bubba in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. Quick, time for some cat snatchin.

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zip-snatch

A woman who gets a sex change and has a is surgically given a penis

Sally is now a zip-snatch because she has had her snatch zipped (stitched shut)

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snatch his ghost

sn-atc/h gh-os/t

Originating from prison yard slang through North America... referring to the non-solicited taking of a man's anal virginity. Not to be confused with a homosexual act. On the contrary, this is a garish demonstration of male superiority within the pack. By snatching one's proverbial "ghost," the victim is left without a soul and dignity, presumably to be further abused by the general population.

Convict 1: "Ayo mah duke, that bitch ass Jenkins just walked up in General Pop. Muthafucka caught 25 to life for rapin' a lil' girl. I think I'm teach him a lesson, snatch his ghost."

Convict 2: "On da real, that bitch is ready for violation. Snatch that ghost g. Pump him full of hate."

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Snatch Action Lawsuit

When a group of prostitutes sues one guy.

Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!

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cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

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Snatch your soul

"when you go down on a lady", "lick her vagina", "oral on a lady"

I'm gonna snatch your soul! Can I snatch your soul?

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Suzy Stinky Snatch

Suzy Stinky Snatch is actually Rosie Rotten Crotch's first cousin.

They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!

Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.

I banged this Suzy Stinky Snatch last night... Her pussy was quite rank, but actually felt good as I shot her vagina full of goo.

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