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Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."
My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.
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1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.
I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.
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He was in the woods....pants round ankles caught squirrel bashing......
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When you nibble the nuts a little.
Before she went down on me she gave me a squirrel kiss!
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A small dog about the size of a squirrel. Such as but not limited too a Yorkie, Tea Cup Chiuwahwah, Miniature Doberman or other dogs of similar stature with no real practical purpose other than to bark and get in the way
I seriously doubt your Squirrel dog is gonna intimidate anyone that comes into the house
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Masturbating.
When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.
Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"
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term for a white girl
check out the squite squirrel
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