suicide dating

Getting caught up in the moment so that you have an entire relationship in the course of a week then realize that it was a giant mistake and would have rather died than waste your time like that.

C: Hey what happened between you and "That Guy"?
K: Ugh, we were totally suicide dating, I can't believe I did that!

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suicide silence

fucking greatest band ever. sickest lyrical content and sexiest fucking band members.

suicide silence is the greatest band ever.

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accidental suicide

The act of accidentally killing oneself by a mean normally used to commit suicide.

He honestly thought the gun wasn’t loaded when he pulled the trigger. He committed accidental suicide!

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rainbow suicide

hot shit, the finest. kind of wierd. <2

i want rainbow suicide

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Vaginal Suicide

The act of a non-virgin female purposely withdrawing from sex.

I haven't gotten laid in so long, I'm committing vaginal suicide.

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the suicide bomber

taking a shit on one's chest and wiping it up with pages of the koran

i used the suicide bomber on that chick at the library.

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assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

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