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The kind of person you can depend on and is always up for laugh. They're fun, sexy and easy to talk to as they're also good listeners, they're hard working and ambitious, kind and caring and is strong willed and occasionally stubborn.
Good looking but doesn't believe it and can occasionally become aggressive if a compliment is persisted with.
Me: Hey can i talk to you about something
Lewis Mc (stops what they're doing): Yeah what is it?
Me: You have such gorgeous eyes they're so clear and blue!
Lewis Mc: Thanks (eyes shift away)
Me:No i mean it....
Lewis Mc: Ok.
Me: Seriously!
Lewis Mc: OK CAN'T YOU JUST DROP IT!
If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)
normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?
dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.
A Mc double from Mcdonalds with the personal addition of magic mushrooms. Calls for a tasty, trippy, treat.
Dude the other day I ate a Mc Trippin and it was out of this world.
Sexy beast that has a 10 inch penis and is worshipped all over the planet
Cathal Mc Hugh is a God
a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks
"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"
If you ever encounter a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy, make sure you have your pants on properly, because a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy always finds its way into even the smallest holes.
A Chrizzy Mc Dizzy is an endangered species that often lives on Red Bull, cigarettes, snus, and chili. It's easy to recognize a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy as they are often covered in Elizabeth Arden hand cream, wear gray sweatpants, and carry a Prada fanny pack.
Dont go in there!! there might be a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy lurking in there...