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A mom who knows the whole neighborhood off the palm of her hand, literally.
I slept with your slutty mom
The mom who drives all the kids to go surfing. And sometimes shreds themselves too.
That's the coolest grom mom ever, she drives all the local kids to the beach to surf everday.
The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.
He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.
A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.
For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.
A Camp Mom is generally the one staff member at any summer camp, that campers and staff alike see as a good friend and motherly figure. The Camp Mom almost always has a background as an educator. The Camp Mom’s motherly nature can only be rivaled by that of your real mom.
Guy: Hey dude, isn’t Rachel an awesome Camp Mom?
Other Guy: Well obviously! She’s the best Camp Mom
You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".
Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.
World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
A character from the Legend of Zelda series.
She is the mother of Link and she is know to be very attractive and a good mommy.
She supports her sons tendencies to roleplay and larp around the city and destroy grass and bushes for money.
She is mostly a supporting character throughout the story where numerous of times she tries to help her son out but often unfortunately fails due to Links irrational behaviour. Specifically two guys always enjoyed talking to links mommy and when she was upset they always calmed her down. she had a relationship with both of them which worked out very well.
Guy 1: Have you read the that Legend of Zelda comic?
Guy 2: Yeah dude did you see Links mom's character, she was so hot!
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