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Taking the longest possible route to a destination. Commonly takes place in a automobile, the driver always knows many other shorter approaches to reaching your given destination, but he or she always wants to go on a road so long, painful,and depressing, that you would rather invite the Local Pedophile over to babysit your children, then be in the car with this person.
Some Common Signs From The Driver That Your About To Embark on a Longcut.
1. Signs of silence from the person driving. This may just be constipation, or fatigue, but most frequently your about to go on a 45 minute ride, when you planned on just making a quick little trip.
2. Grinning, Smiles that indicate that he or she has complete control, and is about to Rock You Like a Hurricane. ( Completley Usless Reference.)
3. He or She shows Confusion,
As if you have traveled so far away from home, that even the Driver doesnt know exactly where you might be.
All Samuel wanted to do was go to the gas station real quick and get a liter of Coke for his semi-formal "Get Together" later.....
When his ride arrived, he was assured by the driver that they were taking a shortcut,
Once this never ending endeavor began to take a trip to the gasstation, Samuel quickly relized the ultimate form of betrayal that was sitting right next to him.
" You MotherFucking Cunt ! Why the fuck are we Taking a Longcut ! "
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to check eachother out nudey booty
They snuck into the empty classroom to take inventory.
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when a female who is becoming or wants to become trans, takes testosterone supplements.
So guys I've started taking t and I'm growing chest hair now whoopee!!
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(adj) The art of dropping a large turd anywhere possible.
Australian Slang.
1. Mate, my gut is starting to cane; I gotta go take a mud real bad.
2. "I took a good mud thismorning mate." "Nice"
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Created by a group of Manchester NH high school students. It means to be in a negative or undesired position.
Taking the nug is synonymous with balls in your mouth.
"Last night I was whooping ass in poker, but then I took the nug and came in last."
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A term for someone taking something overly personal or pouting about a comment made toward them.
Usually used when friends or coworkers are playfully insulting eachother and one of them takes an insult personally.
"Oh, you wanted to talk shit, now you're mad at my comebacks? You don't have to take it to the butt though."
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useful when someone is complianing about a phenomenon almost every other human in the world has to endure.
A: Ah, man, I hate work!
B: Dude, take a number.
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