Billy from the government: It's time to pay your taxes
Timmy: Nah bro I hate taxes
When snorting coke with the new king Charles money roll Charles on the inside to give him some of the coke
"I'm about to snort a line do you want some?"
"Make sure Charles is on the inside for the Charlie tax"
I don’t know what the hell this is but whatever.
When you call someone a Skibidi “ Bomboclat “ (Jamaican Slang for Motherfucker ) all because they didn’t pay your tax, which is a pay to Fanum Tax which is the act of taking one’s food.
Andrew : Damn, these are good fries.
Nelly : Its time for your Skibomclat Tax!
Andrew : Fuck you.
The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
Someone who lives in a tax haven to avoid taxes in other countries. Someone who lives their life according to their hone country (U.S.) and international tax law to circumvent high income and investment capital gains taxation. Generally speaking these are almost exclusively millionaires super millionaires and billionaires.
Examples
Richard Branson
John Paulson
Peter Schiff
Nomad Capitalist
That guy is a tax havenist living in Bermuda.
The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.
"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."
"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."
"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."
When a girl is sexually assaulted by a wannabe gym bro
Damn did you hear that girl got JC Taxed on the weekend