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Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Piciu Tax
(pronunciation: /ˈpi tʃju tæks/)
Definition: A term describing the cognitive toll experienced when individuals engage with a person known as Piciu. The phenomenon involves a temporary decrease in sanity and IQ levels, indicating the deterioration of cognitive abilities during interaction with Piciu. The concept of "Piciu Tax" embodies the notion of a psychological levy imposed on individuals due to their association with Piciu, representing the perceived intellectual cost of such encounters.
Use Case: Roby experienced a noticeable decline in his ability to focus and solve problems after spending an afternoon with his friend Piciu. "Sorry I can't help you with that right now, I had to pay the Piciu Tax so I am lucky I can still read warning labels."
whenever you send money, or give a friend cash you must give the same amount to the witnessing party as long as they say "skee-tax" started by the rapper skee mask as a sign to give credit to everyone
you: I'm gonna bless you up with $10 dollars
person: thank you gang!
skeetaxxer: hey don't forget the "skee-tax"!
When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip
I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.
When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"