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Top Cunt

The highest level of cunt rating someone can achieve. It is usually used to describe someone within a friendship group who has done something for a prolonged period of time to piss someone/a group of people off. When someone has reached Top Cunt status they can be referred to as TC until it is recognized within the friendship group that the TC has learnt the error of their ways. However, the term cannot be applied to a person when it is evident that they are just joking around. If someone cannot take the banter, the label of TC will not only NOT be given to the distributor of the banter, but the person who cannot take the banter will be jokingly referred to as the TC for a week.

TOMMY D: "Yesterday in town Mortimer told me that Simon P was sleeping with Jess W"
BRADSHAW: "WTF, gutted for Barratt. Simon P is a fucking Top Cunt!"

ANDY: "Bowers was moaning again about getting rinsed for being pissed on/smelling of piss, being a junkie and fingering a 15 year old when his now 18. He just keeps on overreacting when it gets brought up each time"
GRACE: "Well, maybe if he's given TC status for a week he will stop going tribal on us!"
ANDY: "Good fucking shout, give him a slap with your dildo while your at is as well!"

by Tom 'the fucking lad' Dobra April 9, 2010

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top bunk

finally past sobriety and into the world of drunks.

inebriated

It is usually used while chilling in a dorm room or other small abode where there are bunk beds

wow that girl is really top bunk; Brianne is so Top Bunk

by mba09 May 27, 2010

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Top kek

Something that is top notch quality

Man, that meme was top kek.

by Marioact September 19, 2017

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Off the top

To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.

Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.

by ProfessorProcrastinate January 5, 2019

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top daddy

Homosexual male that exclusively gives and does NOT take

Hunter is a top daddy looking for a power bottom. Serious inquiries only.

by topdaddy69 September 17, 2015

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tip top

best of the best, everythings good to go, "for sure"

Johnson,"I figured youd be hungry so i bought you a sandwich"

Johnson2,"TIp Top".

Bill, "yo im throwin a bash i got booze bud everythings ganan be tip top.

by Johnsonnnnnnnnnnnnnn February 19, 2009

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Top Banana

British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good/amazing.2

Harry W acts like a twat but he's a top banana!

by PropaOGbanana March 29, 2016

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