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blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.

Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.

by boronanon April 3, 2015


Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Someone who kinda exists July 19, 2020


Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 20, 2020


twitchy blonde

tweek tweak from south park

P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"

P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"

by arejhsbasjnndbt June 7, 2022


blonde-ish

When someone's hair is half blonde

Chloe is blonde-ish

by $węęt February 27, 2016


Illegally blonde

Not me

I am not illegally blonde

by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019


Blonde Robert

Bitch

You are a blonde robert

by May 31, 2023