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When you're having sex and your partner says their age and they're under the legal age
Joe: What's wrong Chris?
Chris: That hoe dropped the age bomb on me, she's 16 not 18.
A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.
The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.
The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.
Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.
Phantom Age is an age where you can be your siblings age, but you won't actually be their age. Remember this only works with siblings. If the sibling is adopted, it will not work.
I can be my brother's age since he's 17, and because he's my brother, I can have Phantom Age! I am 14, but I can be 17, but I'm still 14.
The old lady pulled down her pants and revealed her aged canoli.