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national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams August 1, 2023


fender flower

Chick (Girl) either attractive or not who rides on the back of a motorcycle (bike).

Mary is a total fender flower she loves the wind in her hair.

by SUCKSM April 23, 2015


Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019


club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 October 29, 2010


Daniel Flowers

A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.

Wanna invite Daniel flowers?

No he sucks!

by Dunno58 April 30, 2019


Spleens Flower

Cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.

by Poyomaster696969 September 9, 2020


flower petaling

When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @

Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!

by Idontevenknow520025 September 24, 2017